Total Medals Earned: 1,149 (From 161 different games.) Total Medal Score: 15,545 Points
Medals Earned: 14/30 (140/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Eat a pork chop!
Find the 1st hidden song.
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Dracula!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 6/13 (95/450 points)
Finish the tutorial.
Enter a rift.
Finish the first level for each character.
Finish Mell's story.
Finish Fuzor's story.
Finish Naaij's story.
Find the incomplete area.
Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.
Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.
Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.
Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.
Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.
Get a gold in all Naaij levels.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (50/500 points)
Find the adult pleasure.
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Defend the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Become one with the desert
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 4/5 (65/90 points)
Find the camp.
Find the secret temple.
Find the rocket ship.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Get a career.
Get out of the elevator
Get a legion leader to join your party
Collect 15 forks
Game completed
Finish the game in under 4 minutes
Medals Earned: 5/9 (55/280 points)
Reach the moon!
Fly past mars!
Explore saturns rings!
Take a close look at jupiter!
Get at least one bunny into deep space!
Collect at least $2250 in one single flight!
Get at least 5 bunnies into deep space!
Collect a grand total of at least $32500 in one complete game!
Get a grand score of at least 675.000 !
Medals Earned: 6/12 (50/110 points)
Eat your first cookie
Kill 10 enemies
Have over 50 lives
Kill 25 enemies
Defeat the boss
Complete the game
No deaths from spikes
Dont drop the bomb
Eat all the food in the game
Complete game under 5 min
Kill all of the enemies
Keep your lives under 15
Medals Earned: 3/32 (25/600 points)
Use a bomb for the first time.
Kill 300 enemies in total.
Kill 25 enemies instantly.
Get killed with no enemies on screen.
Get a score of 500,000 in any level except survival.
Play 10 levels as Natalie.
Die with over 666 enemy bullets on screen.
Reflect over 100 bullets with a single shield.
Finish any level except Survival with over 3,000 coins.
Play 10 levels as Matt.
Kill 3000 enemies in total.
Fully upgrade all stats
Get a score of 1,000,000 in any level except survival.
Play 10 levels as Lance.
Fully upgrade any stat.
Get hit 100 times in total.
Collect 100 power ups in total.
Kill 10000 enemies in total.
Kill 1000 enemies in total.
Play 10 levels as NoLegs.
Play 10 levels as Anna.
Get A ranks in 5 or more levels.
Complete all bonus levels.
Get A ranks in 15 or more levels.
Reach wave 33 in Survival without killing anything.
Beat any level between 16 and 20 without taking any damage.
Get A ranks in 20 or more levels.
Get A ranks in 10 or more levels.
Defeat the final boss and complete the standard set of 20 levels.
Beat the first 20 levels without upgrading your health.
Kill 1,000 foes in a single game of Survival.
Get A ranks in all 25 levels.
Medals Earned: 8/8 (500/500 points)
Get a perfect launch 10 times.
Squash 100 police officers.
Escape Candy Land and return to the Supermarket.
Go through the arena without touching the ground.
Reach past the sky's limit!
Upgrade everything to the max!
Get at least 1 of each special gummy in a single run.
Attain a very high speed.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/390 points)
Beat the crap out of the first opponent!
Beat the crap out of the second opponent!
Beat the crap out of the third opponent!
Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!
Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!
Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!
Complete all missions!